The Car Nazi

On our way to drop Caitlin and her friend Mariah off at the skating rink (it was a church sponsored skate night), we had a "Christian funny" occur. He is the biggest romancer on the planet, so naturally when Mariah got into the car he turned the charm up about 100 notches. He was giggling, outright cackling, and calling her name every5 minutes. He would bat his big long eyelashes at her and would not stay turned around in his seat. Finally, John had had enough.
"Christian! Turn around and sit up straight. Leave those girls alone please sir," he said.
Christian did as he was told with a pouty face and crossed arms. The girls continued to chatter and giggle in the very back seat. As we were approaching the skating rink, Christian turned around and said, "KIDS! That's enough! You need to be quiet right now!"
John and I had a very hard time containing our laughter. He continued to gripe at them until they exited the vehicle, making sure they were as properly punished as he was. With the girls gone, he turned his attention to Caroline who was cooing and screaching at her feet.
"Carowine (as he calls her)! That's enough! You be quiet too," he said. Poor Caroline just looked at him. That boy cracks me up!