I Love It When...

~My darling husband tells me that he's never cared for short hair or bangs on me. Thanks honey--at least you waited until AFTER I cut it off and got bangs to tell me how you really feel. That's ok...I love you to the moon and back anyway. :)

~My smallest and most ornery C decides to pour out an entire new bottle of agave nectar on top of my kitchen island. Thank goodness I had a back up bottle and a huge amount of paper towels. Sheesh.

~I decide to quickly shave my legs...only below the knees...with no shaving cream and on dry skin...right before heading to a chiropractor appointment just in case the chiropractor grabs me by the calves/ankles to check alignment...and I end up with razor burn that literally BURNS all day long.
Smart, I know.

~I stay up until 1am watching Fox News and waiting on my grape crops to finish growing on Facebook's Farm Town so I can harvest them before they spoil. No, it's not an addiction---it's a past time. Promise.

~Moths come out of nowhere and attack me. Totally awesome, especially at night in my kitchen.

~My eyebrows grow at an astronomical rate and I can't control them. Oh, and then there was the "incident" with Nair. NEVER...I repeat...NEVER use facial Nair, no matter how attractive and easy it might look. Not worth the burning and itching. And it doesn't do a thing on my thick, bushy, out-of-control eyebrows. It just may be time to call a professional on this one.

~Mel