Strangeness

Sometimes I just come across the strangest things while out and about.
Example:

John and I were running some errands the other day, when we decided to take a shortcut from one major street to another--through a residential area. This particular area was one we don't frequent. In fact, I can't tell you if I've ever been there before or not---probably not. It's actually fairly close to where we live--just never had a reason to go there.
Anywho...
As we were driving along, we saw some things that just made us scratch our heads. There was a little pinto-style car--parked in it's driveway---with words on the back window written in shoe polish that said:

MOLE REMOVAL
CALL 290-xxxx

That's fine and dandy, but WHICH kind of mole are you referring to?


We continued down this same street, and not 4 houses down we saw 1....lone....thigh-high (I call them hooker-style) black boot....laying out on an otherwise perfectly maintained and beautiful front lawn.
Hmmm.....

And finally, as we were coming up to the intersection of the major street, we saw an interesting el camino painted a reddish-pink color. On the back window, in black paint with very fancy lettering was this hand-painted message:

Romero's Tattoos
367-xxxx
Yes, we're clean.

And there you have it folks.

~Mel