1. I did not go on another Ebay buying spree this week.
2. We have not eaten out 3 days in a row just because I was too lazy to cook....and by eating out I mean lunch AND dinner each of the 3 days. Nope, not us.
3. I certainly did not eat a huge cup of peach cobbler with ice cream at one of the eating out joints. I have more self control than that.
4. Regardless of what my husband says, I do not bathe in my own filth. I think baths get you just as squeaky clean as a shower, even if the yuckies from the day are floating on top of the bubbles around the time I start to get out.
5. I did not wear the same pair of capri jeans all week because I was too lazy to do laundry. Nope.
6. We most positively did not skip out on the gym today because of laziness....and I do not see a pattern of laziness in this post at all.
7. The kids' super yummy gummy bears were not calling my name from the top of the fridge all day.....and I absolutely did not give in and go eat a few just to satisfy my sweet tooth. Nopey Nope.
8. I didn't trim my nosehairs with embroidery scissors just because my sweet, darling, loving husband made a comment in the car about how they needed to be scaled back or they would scare the children. Hmmmm....
9. I would never think about letting Caroline eat sand in the local burger joint's sand box. After all, that might cause a medical crisis of some sort--right? :)
10. I also did not let her run naked outside while playing in the sandbox at home in the backyard, just because she accidentally tee-tee'd her panties and I was in no mood to drag her in for a bath right then and there. After all, it air-dries---right?!?
8 comments:
hahaha I love these posts!!! Thanks for making me smile after such a crummy week!
These are GREAT!~! I love them...keep them coming.
~r
Girl, you crack me up!
Kathy
I love your posts! I caught myself thinking that all through out the week....things I could post "that I did not do"! You are so funny! I might steal your idea,I am in a blogging slump!!!!!
so funny! I love them.
I love your did nots! They are funny and inspiring!
You are so cute! Okay...your "did nots"...are those really "dids"?? I think I am doing your "did nots"...hmmm... :)
I love it. I think we all need a little therapy.
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