Most Definitely Not

A fellow blogger has done this for a while now, and I find that she feels so much better after venting---thus why I am choosing to follow her lead and tell you the things I have not done recently:


I didn't go to Wal-Mart and Hobby Lobby yesterday and buy things that really weren't necessities just to pass the time until Christian's school started.


I certainly haven't let my children go a day or two without a bath. After all, what kind of momma would I be if I did that?


Caroline does not run around with nothing on her lower half all day just to make it easier to get to the potty. We definitely have more class than that.

I have not enjoyed taking 2 hour naps the past few days. I have way too much to do to waste time on slumber.

I definitely haven't begun another Ebay buying streak. My husband would kill me if I did something stupid like that.

I wouldn't dream of starting John's "eating plan" again just to have an excuse to have half and half in my coffee, all the bacon I can eat, cheese on everything (even if it doesn't need it), and Blue Sky at least twice a week. Nope.

I most definitely have not cheated on the above "eating plan" and had a handful of nilla wafers....and possibly a gummy bear or 2...or 5....or whatever. That would just be plain irresponsible.

I do not spend too much time on Twitter....or Ebay....or Etsy....or ANY website for that matter. Too much to do around here.

I don't ever allow my children to eat goldfish with tongs. How ridiculous.

My youngest C is not currently sitting in the living room floor with a box of unopened Certified Organic Chicken Broth attempting to pluck the seal off of the opening with her fingernails and teeth. Who would allow that, really?

I do not allow the kids to sit atop the couch and jump off--after all, that could possibly cause bodily harm. Who would allow their children to play such a fun but possibly harmful game? Sheesh.

I definitely do not take Ruby Penelope's food dish and wheel out of her cage every night just so I can sleep in peace and quiet without that stupid rodent making some sort of irritating noise just to spite me. Nope.



What have you not done today? :)