Yup, It's Friday Fess Up Time Again

1. I did not accidentally sit down on Caroline's toddler potty insert (you know, the little cushy thing that makes it small enough for their hineys to fit?) in the wee hours of the morning--sit there for a minute and contemplate getting up to remove it, but thought better of it all and just pottied anyway. John didn't harrass me about it later and accuse me of being a lazy bum. I didn't agree then think to myself, "I may be lazy, but that toddler potty insert sure was comfy!"
Nope, not me.


2. I certainly did not embarrass John and myself by griping him out--in public--in front of all of the trainers at Gold's Gym while he was on the eliptical machine. I have way more class than that. After all, I am not a hothead--I can control my temper anytime.


3. The Behavior Jar didn't get put away due to the fact that a certain redheaded momma couldn't keep her grubby fingers out of the m&m's.

4. Caroline is NOT turning 2 in 3 days. Nope. Not happening. *deep sigh*


5. Caitlin does not think I'm a total "fashion dork." She doesn't pitch a hissy when I try to get her to coordinate her outfits appropriately. She most certainly doesn't get fitty when I tell her that a hot pink shirt doesn't go with a size-too small light pink pair of cargo capris and purple shoes.


6. I don't let Caroline fill up her baby "bobbles" (bottles) in the dog water bowl. I don't pick my battles.