Makes You Think

For the 1st time in several months, I decided to skip the heart healthy oatmeal and opted instead for the yummy kids' cereal. John went grocery shopping while I was gone the other night, and apparently the 3 C's talked him in to some sugary-teeth-rotting squares of goodness in a bag.
Whatever.
So I poured myself a big bowl--topped it off with whole milk (not the tasteless 1% milk that my darling husband bought a gallon of, thinking he'd change me) and sat in my chair.
I thought to myself, "MAN! That is some wonderful cereal! Wonder what it is called? Don't think we've ever had it before..."
I wandered back into the kitchen, fetched the bag from the top shelf, and read the name.

I wasn't terribly impressed. After all, I think the cereal company should be reprimanded for naming a cereal something that might give the adults in the house the feeling of guilt for having some.

The cereal's name is: Muffin Tops

Seriously?

Thanks alot, Cereal Company, for giving me a complex at 8am.

Still tastes good though. And that's all that matters.

FYI:
From Webster's Dictionary:

Main Entry: muffin top
Part of Speech: n
Definition: flesh that falls over the waistband of a garment
Example: muffin tops hanging over tight jeans
Etymology: 2003; for its resemblance to the food