Thursday, April 3, 2008

Please Tell Me Why

Please tell me why....

1. it's so hard to rid your house of anything candy-related, and then it calls your name from the trash can until you actually think about digging it out and eating it
2. a bird never fails to poo on your freshly washed automobile
3. the wind in the Panhandle never ceases to howl
4. most of the interesting tv shows are trashy
5. you always want what you can't have, and you are never completely content with your situation
6. hamsters have to be stinky creatures
7. zits pop up at the most inopportune times
8. the alarm seems to go off too early every single morning
9. gas prices are so high it makes you physically ill to fill up your tank
10. water--something that's so good for you--has to taste so blah

5 comments:

Carri said...

I wish I could tell you why. I wonder some of the same things, here is one more for ya, Ever wonder why little boys stink at such a young age or why little boys make all the random noises they do? Ok that was 2 for ya :)

Tina said...

How come that big zit appears and brings friends to camp out beside it? I thought we were suppose to "grow out" of this phase in our life?
On a different subject...you know...I had freckles all my life...they are gone now...they have been replaced by age spots! What angel has been kissing me??

Keri said...

I could add about 20 more "wonder why" things. It is a mystery to me!! :)

Teresa said...

I guess it keeps life exciting and gives opportunity to learn contnetment.......:0) Still as frustrating as can be!!

Sheridan Wittig said...

Please tell me why if veggie oil is made of veggies, and corn oil is made of corn, why baby oil isn't...well, you know, made of babies! Loved your silliness!