A Simple "How To"

How To Kill A Pesky Fly

1. Sit down in comfy brown chair around 10pm and get on computer
2. Pop open a can of Diet Sierra Mist UnderCover (must taste it if you haven't yet) and drink about 1/2 of it
3. Sit back, watch television, type on computer, and swat fly from face occassionally
4. Watch as stupid fly buzzes around coke can
5. Watch fly dive in for a drink of your Diet Sierra Mist UnderCover and drown
6. Count your blessings because the pesky fly is dead---whine that it just wasted the last 1/2 of your drink
7. sigh deeply and return to fridge for Diet Sierra Mist UnderCover #2

:)